BUSH HIMBLOW WEIGHS IN

Hi friends. Bush Himblow here. I have a few thoughts I’d like to share with you.
Now friends. I know you’re probably tired by now. Tired as a fat right wing commmentator after a stressful drug smuggling run. Tired of all the noise and nonsense of this political season.
But folks. As tired as we may all be of the shrill, insane cacophony that is the leftist, liberal, secular, progressive, badminton-playing death machine, it’s especially important that you perk your ears up now.
For, friends, if you care about this country, if you care about decency, if you care about defeating evil decisively once and for all, I urge you to hang in there a few more days. I urge you to hang on my every word.
For you know I’m the truth. It’s not for nothing that I’m the most feared and targeted man in America.
Yes! You didn’t hear me wrong. Targeted!! Because you know, friends. If the namby-pamby, child-molesting liberals some how found enough cajones to form death squads, don’t you just know that ole Bush Himblow, yours truly, would be big, immense target numero uno.
Yes folks, I put myself on the line every day. For you! For ordinary, regular, God-fearing people like you. And like me too, accept I have more money and am allowed to take as many pain killers as I want.
Okay. Now that I’ve got your attention let me get even more of your attention. Here it goes.
Friends. This election is the most decisive election in all of human history. Make no mistake! If the liberal, leftist, cannibalistic caballos of cornucopistic flim- flammery win, it is a very safe bet that you and your children will either be dead, or in jail, or the love slaves of someone named Abdullah.
Now, you may ask, how do you know that it is this serious, Bush? Well. Ole Bushie is gonna tell you, though it should be searingly self-evident.
Have ya noticed? Have ya noticed what’s goin’ on? Do you think that it’s an accident that the leftfieldos have pulled out all the stops, brought in the big guns.
Case in point. You’ve probably all seen it by now. That Teen Wolf kid jumpin’ all over and wavin’ around. Tryin’ to get us off guard with his fakery into voting to allow scientists to mate our God fearing nubile daughters with salmon and things even worse than that with their unholy, half-witted experiments.
And don’t get me started. These scientists, these twisted, unGodly, dark geniuses with all sorts of God knows what in their evil bag of tricks, how on earth could it be an accident that a good man like Chuck Heston came down with that ‘disease’?
Accident? Happenstance? Noooooo!
Friends. I put forth here and now, that the Teen Wolf and his evil, fantasy-weaving cohorts and hench men, in cahoots with the Godless scientists, are making up new diseases every day. And the reason for this is that they want to tax us, and tax us and tax us.
And then enslave us!!!
Folks. Do you want to live the rest of your lives in a desert concentration camp run by lab coated, coke bottle glasses wearing, Birkenstock shod fiends?
No!! Of course not!
But that’s what’s going on. That’s why Wolf Boy was out there waving his arms around like that with his made up disease.
To play on your sympathy, get you off guard and then it’s too late. The steel trap has closed!!!
What’s that you say, friends? That maybe old Bush Himblow has gotten himself worked up over nothing?
Well, let me just ask you to do this. All I want you to do is watch. Mark my words. In the next few days, Wolf Boy is gonna seem like patty cake!
I predict. That in the next few days. As sure as the rain on the apples in Minneapolis in the green summer, a big “star”, someone, say, on the order of a Yul Brynner. They’ll be coming out and saying they’ve got cancer or something and that tobacco is bad for you … And from there it’ll be …
Um. Hold on. Folks. While I was writing this entry the producer of my radio show was looking over my shoulder. And he’s just informed that Yul Brynner is dead.
Yes. Yul Brynner is dead.
As if confirmation of all I’ve been saying could be any more heaven sent.
One of these big shot Hollywood guys has gone too far, revealing their whole sordid game.
Faking his own death!!! Will they stop at nothing to ensure that American Cub Scouts end up being sodomized in madrassas far from their apple cobbler shores????!!!!
All right friends. Now that it is crystal clear to you that everything I think, say and do is THE TRUTH, I need you to do something for me.
Do this for me. And I will arm you. I will prepare you. I will give you what you need to defend your hearth and your home against the coming onslaught of lefto, crazo, Arabo, Koreano, homosexual, feminist attackery.